GOD HATES LADY GAGA!

by Shirley Phelch-Ropes

IT'S ON!



The true servants of God in the End Times, We of the Westbureau Baptist Church, and especially my father, the Rev. Fred Phelch, wish to thank Vermont's most frontlinest crusader against the Sodomite infestation for bringing this to our attention.

“For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with diverse lusts.” (2 Tim. 3:6)

And a CAPTIVE SILLY WOMAN, captive of Satan's power, who has made a career of leading our children astray by promoting the Sodomite agenda, is creeping into a House of Coffee Montpelier TONIGHT - THIS VERY NIGHT - bringing her sin-laden singing to offend the ears of Almighty God within sight of the Golden Dome.



At a place called the Langdon Street Cafe, at (PM (turn that "9" upside down and repeat it two more times and you'll GET A CLUE) Sodomite enabler LADY GAGA will be crooning her siren songs of PERVERSION AND DAMNATION in "this laid-back, intimate setting."

Rest assured, God HATES Lady Gaga's Sodomite brand of "intimacy!" And especially "diverse" stuff! And there is nothing "laid back" about the WBC. Expect us to be on the front lines of God's battle, bringing our protests, our signs, and yes, even our children, to bring God's and a FINAL CHANCE for redemption from DAMNATION to all who DARE to listen to the messgae they MUST HEAR:

GOD HATES LADY GAGA! GOD HATES THE LANGDON STREET CAFE! GOD HATES COFFEE! GOD HATES MONTPELIER! GOD HATES VERMONT!

HEED the words of ALMIGHTY GOD about the SODOMITE BEHAVIOR that will bring about the DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA in the Book Of Leviticus 11:10-12.

wait....that's the shrimp basket part. Lemme get back to you.