Smug moonbats in Vermont looooove to mock the fine, God-fearing folks of the great state of Oklahoma for their recent attempts to ban jihadist Muslim Sharia Law in their state. Thankfully, us fine aspiring journalists at VT Tigger, never ones to let things like “facts” and “truth” get in the way of a good story (or at the very least, as an opportunity to bash the socialists that are ruining our fine state), we’ve done some hard hitting journalism, and shockingly have uncovered evidence that Sharia Law isindeed coming to Vermont. In fact, it may already be here.
We’re only starting to get a little bit of information dribbling in, due to the secretive nature of the burgeoning Vermont jihadist movement, but it appears that the popular “Ahli Baba’s Kabob Shop” right next to the Flynn Theater in Burlington has been quite possibly, a meeting place for a UVM terror cell. So far, all we have to go on is this leaked picture, but it is important that you start pressuring those in the Statehouse to get some legislation going to stop this scary, terrorful threat to Jesus-loving Vermonters everywhere and ban Sharia Law in Vermont. Here’s the proof.
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